Thomas Jefferson's Illegitimate Slave Children!

My friend Vichit was in the library this morning and I told him about my new blog. He's Cambodian so, of course, he's a very stiff and unbendable person. When I told him he should start his own blog he criticized my blog title. Masturbation isn't the leading cause of he said. Bah! what does he know besides math and science? Nothing at all.

So Miya Gray and I went skipping down lower C-Hall right before Sixth period today. It was kinda fun, so we're gonna do it again. On the way we talked about her reading my blog. She though it was really weird, but me. I walked her to the outside staircase and went off to class.

Today, Fleming had a sub; some idiot Asian lady who insisted on following the agenda in the wrong order. it was clear as fucking day on the board but apparently she couldn't read it. And when we were finished with the notes she was trying to make us do the reading during class. Never let Asians become subs, their weird and really anal.

During Duncan's class I spent the whole time biting my tongue. He does this thing where he tells us something and then says, "I lied," or "I wasn't completely honest." Jesus, just tell the truth motherfucker. Stop lying every time you open your damn mouth.

I came home and wanted to start on my essay for Pepper's class. But my dad was playing Spider Solitaire on the computer for the hundredth time. I was lying on the couch and fell asleep. When I woke up I got a Charlie Horse and was in blinding pain for about three minutes.

Side Note: Who the hell decided to name the excruciating muscle spasms "Charlie Horse"? What kind of stupid name is that? I mean, what does a Charlie or a horse have to do with that? In any sense of the word?

In Spanish, Chritoph and Tori were playing around again. Surprise, Surprise! He was moving her chair around an they were both laughing their asses off. White people. Geeez! We were learning about slavery in the Americas. Thomas Jefferson apparently had a little too much fun with his slaves and there are still hundreds of his descendants around here today. Even though he was married and was against slavery. Who Knew? I Did!

Lloydisms of the Day:

• Whenever a girl wants to skip down the hall with you, Do It!
• White People are walking bundles of contradictions and Liquid X.
• Thomas Jefferson was whore who spent too much time in the slave pens and not enough time representing his state.
• Charlie Horses are a bitch to have and a it's a dumb name overall.

Adieu All!