In First period Staymates was playing with the Promethean Board in class. She was playing with a program made by Mr. Cook. The people and animals on the screen said different things, depending on which one you clicked on. The pig was kind of funny, but the others were just stupid. And there she was, shrieking like a banshee in the throes of death. she tried to show us a movie but I wasn't paying attention.
As always, Joe pulled a cock out of his ass and managed to find a way to bring up his favorite subject in class today. I mean, come on Joe, we're not even on that unit yet. White People!
Third period was a riot, as always. Fleming waged Early Modern African war against Jeff in class today. Fleming won and we gave him much ale and wenches. Nah, I'm just kidding. We took some notes and then left, class as normal. KC got upset though when Jeff brushed her off. It was kind of funny.
After Fourth I stayed after to make up a quiz. Now normally I'd go to lunch then come back when I'd finished, but Duncan convinced me that it would be easier to just wait after and I'd finish and go back to lunch sooner. Then the asshole take about 15 minutes to go to the math office, come back, leave the class, come back, then finally print out my quiz and bring it back to me. I finished it as fast as I could and split.
When I met up with Miya Gray and Elvira in the library, it was kind of silent until we started talking about Harry Potter. 'Vira was crushing on Dan and I was like, "Daniel Radcliffe is a whore." Then Miya Gray said, "He probably has a tiny junk anyway." We had a nice, long laugh and that's how my title was spawned.
During Fifth we were revising our essays for the Crucible. Vichit and I traded papers while KC was scratching herself and trying to hold up her saggy ass. Now, let me say this. The essay I wrote was just a quick and dirty filler piece so I could get credit. I wrote it because i had to and left out a lot. I told Vichit this and what does he do? He scribbles all over it, looking up to make comments every time he took a breath. I was just like, "Write the shit down and stop telling me." When I got it back, it looked like it had been chewed up and spit out by a rabies infected bear.
Pepper mentioned to us about signing up for AP Pimping. I was like whatever and went to the English office door to scratch my name. The door opened a bit and I quickly shut it. After few second I finished and looked up. And what did I see? Spadin was looking down at me with her hell-fire eyes and forked tongue. I ran away before she could flame-broil me and went to go walk Miya Gray to her Sixth period.
When we were walking by the H-Hall entrance some dumbass was blowing on a whistle. Fucking Idiot! And this other guy was wearing one of the school clocks on his chest. He was totally aware of what time it was. When Miya Gray and I passed Breslyn's class the hall was sufficiently clear enough for us to skip and we did. People stared as we skipped by but I didn't care. It was hilarious and I was laughing all the way back to C-10.
I went to the water fountain and my friend Rainar was waiting to take a drink .Sone idiot was set up in front of the thing, trying to smooth his hair down or some other dumb thing. So I said, "Hey, you." The guy moved and he was able to get some water. One of the Evans's? was leaning right there and he was like, "he has a name, it's not hey." Like I give a shit. He was in the way and i had to get to class.
Sixth period was especially fun today and there are a few reasons why. KTk was finally back in class and it was an instant explosion. She and Pattywack got into a fight and decided to sit on opposite sides of the room. Awwwwwwwww. The famed married couple had a little spat.
After doing the warm-up we were trying to define vocab. KTk asked what a brothel was; so I was like, "It's a whorehouse." She was shocked while Christoph and Torri were splitting at the seams. Christph said,"Lloyd said whorehouse." In that elementary, teasing/mocking tone of voice that few people can pull off anymore.
A little while later, the class had split up into three little city-states. Me, Torri, KTk, and Christoph were center right. La Demonia y Marwha were center stage. Diddy and Pattywack were up stage left. We were reading the second part of the hand out and Pattywack said,"I couldn't hear what you said," to Rivas. I immediately came back with, "I wonder why." In my snide, sarcastic voice. I started laughing and Rivas was all, "You're so...mean Lloyd. Do you have any friends?" I was still cracking and couldn't choke out an answer. Class ended shortly after.
Rest of the day was uneventful and boring. I shelved some books and finished some homework. You know, the usual.
Lloydisms of the Day:
- Highschoolers are quick to judge others when they see similarities between their actions.
- Skipping down the hallway after Fifth period in lower C is so much fun. everyone must do it once before they leave GHS.
- Never challenge Fleming to a battle of idiots; He Will Always Win!
- Harry's scar in the movies moves around on his face every time there's a new one. Just call it the Incredible Jumping Lightning Bolt!
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